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Halloween weekend I was at this big McGill jam at a place called Medley. It was open bar, so everyone was really tipsy, especially me. I wasn't getting anywhere with any of the hot girls I was after, and so I started flirting with this chick who liked me, but was only like a 6. Anyways I took her back to my place, and I we started fooling around, and she told me that she really liked me and she wouldn't sleep with me unless I wanted to get serious with her. I was like "yeah, sure", and did my thing. The next day she changed her facebook status to "In a relationship". Oops.

I was hooking up with this girl on and off for about a month. Then one day I got a text from her saying that her and a few of her girlfriends wanted to do a group thing with me that night. I was totally stoked, I'd never been with more than one girl at a time. I was super nervous though, and at one point my roommates had to fully talk me in to going. So I walked over to her place and knocked on the door, and when I got inside, I saw her...and 3 dudes. She told all of us the same thing. We did it anyways.   

I took home a girl from the club one night. She seemed pretty cute at the time - nice face, smokin body, I was so ready for the k. when she took off her pants I saw a different side of the story. To put it lightly, let's say there was a bit of grass on the field. I guess I was too drunk to care because I took a dive into sherwood forest and spread some of the wealth to the less privileged....

K'ed a froshy (I wasn't leading). I don't remember any of it until I woke up beside her. I can't even begin to explain the state of my bedroom (blood, dried beer, condom wrappers). She had a boyfriend, broke up with him, and crushed on me for the rest of 1st semester. Best of all, she most closely resembles a horse.