Muff madness

I took home a girl from the club one night. She seemed pretty cute at the time - nice face, smokin body, I was so ready for the k. when she took off her pants I saw a different side of the story. To put it lightly, let's say there was a bit of grass on the field. I guess I was too drunk to care because I took a dive into sherwood forest and spread some of the wealth to the less privileged....